A partial list of things in my bathroom. What? What?! I'm still over-caffeinated and don't tell me you haven't been aching to hear about all the things in my bathroom, because I know it's been keeping you up nights.

• cinnamon, almond, peppermint, tangerine, and sage soap bars
  
• Aveda botanical kinetics skin toner
  
• Aveda rosemary-mint shaving gel
  
• a fuzzy pink kitty-ear headband
  
• a giant shell filled with many smaller shells
  
• 3 types of facial mask
  
• 7 lipsticks and one lip-liner pencil, in addition to a full make-up kit
  
• 10 types of ingestible over-the-counter drugs
  
• Chanel No 5
  
• Tom's of Maine orange-mango toothpaste
  
• a bowl of bath beads
  
• a red satin make-up purse
  
• 6 types of nail polish
  
• a billion whole lot of earrings
  
• a purple hand mirror
  
• a pumice foot stone
  
• mint foot lotion
  
• 2 natural bath sponges
  
• 3 shampoos
  
• 2 types of bubble bath

I wonder why I'm so poor all the time and carry around maxed-out credit cards. Living above your means is an ongoing effort. Which is why I need more money. Also because I deserve it. I ask the universe to shower me with bubble bath and mint lotions!

*gazes up*