How does one avoid muffins? I hear one calling me from Dilletante's chocolate shop. It's a black-bottom cupcake, really, but it's bad like a muffin is bad. A bad mean muffin, thick and naughty with calories, all cream-cheesey and cocoa-rich. Damn all muffins! *shakes fist*
I do have half a carrot in the fridge. It's enough to make me want to drown myself in the bath. I'd use a nice bubble bath if I did that though, so don't worry.