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18 December 2004 @ 12:18 am
the quills are alive...  
I made oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies and somehow they are ripe and plump and watchful, like a tray of small chewy hedgehogs staring at me from across the room, bristling as they emit their eerie mental screams: eat me! eat me! eat me!

Stop dosing my water!
Current Mood: hedgehog
Nash: Faith-Christmas by truly tazinashmaveric on December 18th, 2004 08:39 am (UTC)
You gotta eat one in a menacing manner so as to scare the others into silence ::nod:: It's the only way with cookies! ::stares evilly at the little hedgehogs::
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:44 pm (UTC)
I usually bite them in half so that their little oatmeal guts spill all over the carpet and then lick my fingers. I can see the others quailing now....
Moxie Brownmoxie_brown on December 18th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC)
Have you ever seen that Japanese stationery that has kittens rolled inside dumplings and other foodstuffs? You could make a fortune off cookie-hedgehogs!
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:44 pm (UTC)
I have! It's too cute. I keep thinking I must get some.
Erin: rangertingler on December 18th, 2004 09:15 am (UTC)
Just obey the demands of the cookies and nobody gets hurt. (Well, except the cookies, and they're into that.)
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:45 pm (UTC)
I knew I should have titled my recipe Masochistic Hedgehog Cookies.
after me, the deluge: dinos eat you [by indilime]iamsab on December 18th, 2004 09:40 am (UTC)
I want those chewy hedgehog cookies more than just about anything.
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC)
I would e-mail you a hedgehog if I could!
your royal pie-nessentrenous88 on December 18th, 2004 12:33 pm (UTC)
Just stroke the cookies on their tummies, and they'll curl right up into an oatmeal-raisin ball!
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:43 pm (UTC)
That is just too cute.

Fortunately, it will not stop me from eating them.
ineke on December 18th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
Mmmrm. Their little beady raisin eyes! -- I can see it now.
Anna S.eliade on December 18th, 2004 09:43 pm (UTC)
Jack looks suspicious of the hedgehogs.
ineke on December 18th, 2004 11:22 pm (UTC)
Jack's an inherently suspicious kind of guy. "If they're suppose to be cute," he says, looking sideways at the hedgehog, "then why aren't they furry, Carter? Huh?" -- To which Carter rolls her eyes, as she's wont to do, picks up the hedgehog in a cupped palm and deposits it in the shrubbery. Jack remains supicious, though, casting little darting glances at the undergrowth as though believing the hedgehog's going launch a sneak attack on his bait box when he isn't looking.

Do single men ever bake? *wonders*. Maybe Daniel's home baking cookies, thankful that he hasn't been dragged along fishing...
S Lynnrobling_t on December 19th, 2004 11:39 am (UTC)
Man, I hate it when desserts start talking to me. I was once addressed most lewdly by the dessert tray in the Walnut Room at Field's from a good fifty feet away... {shudders}