Subject line: random keystrokes
P1: General summary of mood and weather; update on the mundane particulars of my day.
P2: Written comments on my inability to write anything.
P3: Pitiful whines of "Where's the Spander?"
P4: Story recs or frivolous links in lieu of any other fannish content.
P5: Attempt to provide fannish content, resulting in a rambling outline of a story I'll never write.
P6: Forecast of week ahead, vague remarks about work.
P7: Contemplation of food.
P8: Declaration that I'm going to go now and try to write something, followed by admission that I'll probably end up napping instead.
P9: Complete non sequitur of a conclusion.
In conclusion, this new medication better start working soon.