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07 October 2004 @ 10:19 am
from theonion.com  
Study: Good Porn Still Hard To Find

BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. "Though it's true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever," Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. "Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they've got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging." Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.
 
 
Current Mood: Heh.
 
 
 
"Smokin' hot.": boys mickeymwithout_me on October 7th, 2004 10:34 am (UTC)
What a fucking peach...
Clearly, theonion needs to be directed to IADT.
LadyCatladycat777 on October 7th, 2004 10:38 am (UTC)
bwah.

*points the onion to good porn*

*reads good porn happily*
Pamgoosegirl9 on October 7th, 2004 11:15 am (UTC)
Porn for men? Wouldn't know good porn it it - oh, never mind. Way, way beyond the limits of good taste.
aimeelicious: kiss_bychocgood84aimeelicious on October 7th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC)
How interesting. I guess there is a lack of decent video porn, but if he wants words? He just needs to visit LJ! =)
Estepheiaestepheia on October 7th, 2004 12:22 pm (UTC)
Blowfish have a rec/mail order page for porn movies with plot. Alas, no gay vampire porn. There is a vampire porn movie that is in fact quite brutal and that has its moments, but I have yet to find a porn movie that turnes me on the same lingering way a good story does.
Folieadeux: frat boy love by foliecallmefolie on October 7th, 2004 05:00 pm (UTC)
The New Colossus
Give me your tense, your bored,
Your huddled masses yearning for great porn,
The wretched refuse of TVs reality.
Send these, fandom’s homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the PWP.

*giggle*

I can't tell you how many times I've felt a sense of superiority, that I've been unable to share with the masses, over the wealth of great porn I have access to.

Don't it make ya proud?

KLDkenyacandoit on October 8th, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking about this subject the other day. I was wishing that the good fic I read could be made into movies, especially the sex. I think of the fantastic stuff I read daily on LJ with Spike and Xander (among others) and though it is graphic, the sex is also hot and beautiful, unlike the "put it in and thrust 50 times" stuff that is the porn I've actually viewed.

Can you imagine the demand for movies like this, even *if* they didn't star the actual actors we picture when reading the fic (though wouldnt that be something?)?

Why would it be so hard to film a movie of this caliber?