Anna S. (eliade) wrote,
Anna S.
eliade

welcome to monday, please disembark carefully...

Don't you hate when you're trying to eugenically breed magical children to carry on your plan for world domination and someone engineers a tiger attack on the mother and the tiger claws out the eyes of your future oracle in utero? Yeah, me too. In an alternate universe that is feeding my insane dreams in this universe.

Behind door number two, we have the dream where I'm conducting a statistical study of supermarket purchases with my mother. Behind door number three, I'm taking life-saving lessons at a swimming pool and my instructor is telling me I saved the mock-drowning girl wrong because I didn't use the giant rubber duck as a respirator.

I did not have pizza for dinner last night but I did have a pizza-like substance called "centioli." I must now drag my dream-bombed head to work. Gah.
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