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Anna S.
eliade
19 April 2004 @ 08:34 am
welcome to monday, please disembark carefully...  
Don't you hate when you're trying to eugenically breed magical children to carry on your plan for world domination and someone engineers a tiger attack on the mother and the tiger claws out the eyes of your future oracle in utero? Yeah, me too. In an alternate universe that is feeding my insane dreams in this universe.

Behind door number two, we have the dream where I'm conducting a statistical study of supermarket purchases with my mother. Behind door number three, I'm taking life-saving lessons at a swimming pool and my instructor is telling me I saved the mock-drowning girl wrong because I didn't use the giant rubber duck as a respirator.

I did not have pizza for dinner last night but I did have a pizza-like substance called "centioli." I must now drag my dream-bombed head to work. Gah.
 
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Pamgoosegirl9 on April 19th, 2004 08:51 am (UTC)
Ooo-kay, Eliade, that is officially weird. Italian, huh? I'll have to try it.
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Angel: zoovalarltd on April 19th, 2004 08:55 am (UTC)
Man, I hate when that happens.
Tiger attacks are such a PITA.

See, this is why we live in an area with no tigers. Peasants with pitchforks? Ha! We laugh at them and then use our superior eugenically bred mind-control to confuse them.

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Trepkos: Spiketrepkos on April 19th, 2004 10:48 am (UTC)
dreaming is free
I once dreamed that Spike was offering to hotwire my car.
I declined, as I was just out of petrol (and crazy, obviously).
He later appeared in the Bronze in a pantomime dog costume.
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Lumenara Dhahm: hey!lumenara on April 19th, 2004 10:50 am (UTC)
Your dreams are cool.
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saussy7spoons on April 19th, 2004 11:14 am (UTC)
Can I borrow these? My therapist has been looking a little bored lately.
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Anna S.eliade on April 19th, 2004 11:31 am (UTC)
Go for it. *g*
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GlamSithglamsith on April 19th, 2004 11:26 am (UTC)
But do you really WANT eugenically bred magical children that do NOT send out an "I am a cat god, I'm here because you asked for me" whammy that tigers can smell through a uterus?

Sounds to me like you're hunting design flaws before investing too much time in a given proto type.

Er, oh shit! Did I just say that out loud? I meant "must research centioli."

Applies duct tape to to
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Anna S.eliade on April 19th, 2004 11:35 am (UTC)
But do you really WANT eugenically bred magical children that do NOT send out an "I am a cat god, I'm here because you asked for me" whammy that tigers can smell through a uterus?

Good point, good point.

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...fingers? *g*

I don't know how many places do centioli--Pagliacci's does it here in Seattle and I discovered it for the first time last night. It's a very flat, thin quesedilla-type crust that's buttered and garlicked and has maybe a little beso or oregano or something, plus a light white cheese topping. It's okay, a bit bland; I'd recommend ordering it with a side of sauce, like for breadsticks. But it's light, much lighter than pizza, and that's what I wanted.
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Anna S.eliade on April 19th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)
Um, that's *basil* not beso. Beso is a kiss and my pizza delivery guy didn't kiss me, so that's just wrong.
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GlamSith: Glam!glamsith on April 19th, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC)
Why yes, yes it is.

If you ordered beso on your cinto- let's change that spelling -- If you ordered beso on your sintolini and your delivery guy didn't *ahem* deliver, I think you should ask for your tip back.

I mean, basil is all well and fine. And it may be all you want from your pizza guy...

*hurredly applies duct tape to eliade's fingers, pizza guy, and entire train of thought*
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GlamSithglamsith on April 19th, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC)
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~...fingers? *g*

Well, it ws originally going to be "uterus and pre-naiscent eyelids."

But quite clearly, the correct answer is "forgotten incomplete thoughts," "fingers" (to remind self of said same), or perhaps, just to be safe, "Hurredly applies duct tape to Monday." =)
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