I could ask you for a million dollars or a svelte body, or to turn back time so that I'm eighteen again, or for world peace, or for the president to be gnawed to death by beavers very slowly, or for all my friends to have happiness and good health, but I'm using my one wish to ask you to please, please, *please* cancel "Mad Mad House" so that I never have to see those fucking annoying commercials ever! again!
Thank you,
Your Favorite Atheist