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Herself_nycherself_nyc on April 11th, 2004 01:35 pm (UTC)
That was some site. Hoo boy.
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Anna S.eliade on April 11th, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
A watermelon is smooth and therefore unattractive to a porcupine, isn't it? *g* The porcupine aesthetic is more pointy.
ReginaGiraffereginagiraffe on April 11th, 2004 02:13 pm (UTC)
I've seen porcupines fucking, and they really do do it... carefully.

But I don't think I've ever seen one wank.
Joseysangpassionne on April 11th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
Elephants use their trunks.

Funny old world, isn't it.
Freixenetfreixenet on April 11th, 2004 02:39 pm (UTC)
Billy goats suck themselves to ejaculation, which they splatter all over themselves. In combination with the urine splashes on the backs of their front legs, it then rots to a fine, doe-attracting, sick-making cologne.

I'd rather think about porcupines, though.
Estepheiaestepheia on April 11th, 2004 03:08 pm (UTC)
Urgh... yuk. Thanks for the image. *reaches for bleach*
[Law]: Bladerunner (Roy)treacle_a on April 11th, 2004 02:56 pm (UTC)
I had the oddest conversation with my friend's sister the other night. I've only met her once before but for some reason, after an evenings drinking, the topic of conversation got around to masturbation. This perfectly healthy, ostensibly normal, attractive 24 year old girl proudly declared that she had 'never masturbated' and that anyone who did was to her mind 'a bloody pervert'.

::cue lengthy and disbelieving silence during which my friend and I exchange incredulous looks::

Me: "Never? You've never masturbated? Even during your teens!!?"
Her Sister: "Holy shit! I always assumed you were just a bitch!"
Estepheiaestepheia on April 11th, 2004 03:11 pm (UTC)
LOL.
I used to have a friend who's boyfriend lived in Luxembourg, while she was in London to study. She honestly claimed that he saved himself the whole ten weeks a term lasted, until they saw each other again. She swore neither of them ever masturbated.
Of course I never believed her.
Poshykittyposhcat on April 11th, 2004 05:13 pm (UTC)
Me: "Never? You've never masturbated? Even during your teens!!?"
Her Sister: "Holy shit! I always assumed you were just a bitch!"


ROFL! What a beautiful story.
yonmei on April 11th, 2004 03:22 pm (UTC)
*looks smug* I've known that for years.

Poshykittyposhcat on April 11th, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC)
This? Is the funniest thread of the Easter weekend. Hee!

The lesson I learned today was: I need a different doctor.

I have no masturbation stories, myself. Honest!
Stable Geniusslackerace on April 11th, 2004 06:39 pm (UTC)
Okay, I need to ignore cut tags, because I was looking for more info on porcupines....
Valancy: B/A forever by anniesjvalancy on April 11th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
Definitely the highlight of today. *G*
Taz: Fablestazical on April 11th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
You know, I was reading a book on gay sex yesterday and it had the exact same thing in it. Apparently the wood soaks up the scents of urine and sexual hormones which gets the porcupine more excited. Quite why gay men or me would need to know this is quite another matter...
diva_stardust on April 11th, 2004 11:50 pm (UTC)
Just for the record, porcupines masturbate by holding a stick between their legs and rubbing their genitals against it.

This is definitely the most educational thing I've read all day. Unfortunately, now I can't get that picture out of my head and to make matters worse...I keep picturing it as an animated icon.

Blast you, livejournal!! Get out of my heaaaaaad!
(Anonymous) on April 12th, 2004 03:16 am (UTC)
animal behaviour
Is this the appropriate time to mention that Orang utans give each other blow jobs? Its not pretty.
LC
(Anonymous) on April 12th, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
porcupine kinks
Heh.

An aquaintance of mine was lecturing to a group of impressionable grade-schoolers about porcupines once, and the male subject of the lecture became aroused at the sight of a nearby broom and sprouted a long, skinny, bright magenta erection that my friend had QUITE the time explaining.

My husband also used to laugh himself silly back in his teen days watching the neighbor's stallion having sex dreams that caused his equipment to flex and smack into his own stomach. Husband said the funniest part was how the horse would grunt every time, too, but it never woke him up.

snerk.

Tracy
lilithnlilithn on April 13th, 2004 06:59 am (UTC)
Oh, wow, that was some nice educational and historical knowledge. I can so laugh at the stupidity of ppl, also at religious fanatics (I ask for kind and understanding excuse from stupid and fanatic ppl, but you are funny ...and scary too). They are my all time subject of amusement and pity. The problem was that my colleague was just staring at that moment at my screen when I popped out that window. The first pic with that woman with a dildo...hee. My colleague repeatedly told me over the ages (5 or so) that she is asexual. I always wanted to ask her how the f* did she do those two kids then...Probably her husband came home with them one day. Ohmygod. Did you know that the only other mammals on the earth who sex for pleasure are the dolphins? I highly debate that...I mean that they are the ONLY other...

So I'm officially a pervert in my colleague's eyes. Not that I wasn't already.
lilithnlilithn on April 13th, 2004 07:11 am (UTC)
Also I cannot forget that part about removed clitoris. Guys won't miss a bit of foreskin, just probably hurts like hell. Does a clitoris grow back? No, I'm serious...