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24 February 2004 @ 07:46 pm
hello, insane.  
I just realized that I know pretty much all of the words to the "Love Boat" theme song. I am disturbed. Who wouldn't be?

I'm about fed up with my stupid fantasies lately. I am so *very* bored with the rut of it all. Yet I thought I'd share the image of Femme!Spike that haunts my head most days. View the large version for better detail. (You know, how you have to click the little button in the lower right-hand corner? So annoying.) I may be the only person in the world who finds the "resemblance" uncanny, but never mind. Mmm, girlyspike...I wish I could exorcise the bitch. Also wish that Obsessed!Bearded!Xander would stop fucking her and distracting me when I'm trying to write noir.

I did write some Jonathan POV today for noir. Go, me. I finished a scene. Give me porn and chocolate. Yes?

I've really got nothing else to say. Except that I realized tonight that the Katherine Hepburn movie "Desk Set" perfectly represents my job. If you were wondering.
Juliajuliaabra on February 24th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC)
you are not alone. i, too, along with millions of others our age, know all the words, and the harmonies, for the love boat theme. go us!
flaming june: binturong by jess_flaming_june_ on February 24th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)
Hi cutie. I'm wondering, do you have a post somewhere in which you first introduced the idea of girl!Spike? I seem to remember one from a while ago. Let's just say I'm...interested. Also, binturong! Hee.
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC)
Hi cutie. I'm wondering, do you have a post somewhere in which you first introduced the idea of girl!Spike?

Hmm. I wish. I looked through my fiction memories but didn't see anything that leapt out. I went through all my posts a while back to categorize and index them but never thought to use that particular category. Sorry. :(

the butcher of mayfair: btvs-spike-punk (dtissagirl)anniesj on February 24th, 2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm, GirlSpike ... it's one of those evil, lethal, guh-worthy bulletproof kinks of mine. I'm always swinging back and forth on whether or not I'll write it, but let's just say ... yeah, that fantasy is *delicious*.

And you're right -- Milla's a perfect Femme!Spike. Mmmmmm. :)
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC)
Yes, girlspike is pretty much a bullet-proof kink. I often dwell on the fascination of...well, I have no term for it, it's not *femme slash*, that's something else of course. No, it's like: transgendered slash. It's odd--het is still very rarely erotic to me, and yet when I imagine Spike as a woman (for example), I think of him as a man in a woman's body, and it's still *slash* and hot as fuck.

It's just so strange. I want to write a paper on it. But I won't.
flaming june: Shunga_flaming_june_ on February 24th, 2004 08:19 pm (UTC)
Well, right, this is why I'm interested. It's not really het, it's not really slash... It's this crazy gender dysphoria thing, and I was hoping you *had* written a thing on it, which is why I asked before. Write it? Please? Or, hey, Annie, you do it. I'll just sit back and consume both your brains.

Mmmm, brains.

Okay, ew.
LadyCatladycat777 on February 24th, 2004 08:36 pm (UTC)
flaming june: BSBXander_flaming_june_ on February 24th, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC)
But, but, waaah! File not found!

::cries piteously::

LadyCatladycat777 on February 24th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
::bangs head:: For lo, I am but a moron!

Correct link: One, Two, Three
flaming june_flaming_june_ on February 24th, 2004 08:56 pm (UTC)
Oooh, thankee!
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 10:00 pm (UTC)
Yes, and in fact your last post prompted some S/A/X thoughts earlier today, which I neglected to mention to you because I am clearly The Big Lebowski Evil.

LadyCatladycat777 on February 25th, 2004 05:11 am (UTC)
::peers:: You don't *look* male. . .

Evil, I'll buy, though ::snuggles you::
(Anonymous) on February 24th, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC)
If you are using IE, and that image thing is really annoying you, try going into Tools -> Internet Options... Advanced Tab, in the Multimedia Section, turn off "Enable Automatic Image Resizing". Click Okay, and you should find that images open at real size, without the need to click that button.

Hope this helps,
Linda. (linbot at work)
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 10:02 pm (UTC)
Ah haaaaa...! But then I wouldn't have anything to complain about.

::goes off to follow your instructions anyway::


Thank you!
Destinadestina on February 24th, 2004 08:45 pm (UTC)
I was all, Jonathan? You're into SV now? And then I realized, no, I'm just living under a rock, and incapable of reading certain words like 'noir' and extrapolating actual meaning from them, because lo, I am clueless!girl. *g*

*hugs you just because*
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 10:11 pm (UTC)
Heh. Well, I am into SV as a reader and an occasionally enthusiastic though more often eye-rollingly bored watcher (at least lately, but I am hanging in there).

And Jonathan = noir is not intuitive, but he seemed to fit the scene. ;>)

Damn. I wish I could make myself write some more tonight but I'm restless and increasingly useless.

Herself_nycherself_nyc on February 24th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC)
I also love the idea of Milla!Spike and think you need to write about her/him.
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 10:14 pm (UTC)
So should I write the scene where Girl!Spike performs a lap-dance to Lenny Kravitz's "American Woman" or the one where she descends the Hyperion staircase in a ballgown as set to Samuel Barber's haunting "Adagio for Strings"?

Hmm. Decisions, decisions.
Herself_nycherself_nyc on February 25th, 2004 06:50 am (UTC)
Oh, I think you should do both.
zoniduck on February 24th, 2004 10:20 pm (UTC)
I just realized that I know pretty much all of the words to the "Love Boat" theme song.

Pffftt! Everyone knows the words to that theme song. That one, the Brady Bunch theme, and the Giligan's Island theme.

Don't they? Oh crap! Does this mean I'm disturbed too??? Oh wait, you meant disturbed like worried, not disturbed like mentally ill, right? That's okay then.

Not really feeling the Girl!Spike thing, but if you write it I'll certainly give it a go. How's that for enabling?
the butcher of mayfair: btvs-spike-punk (dtissagirl)anniesj on February 24th, 2004 10:56 pm (UTC)
Little prezzie, because I loved the pic you posted *g*:

Mmmmmm, FemmeSpike ... ::droooool::
Anna S.eliade on February 24th, 2004 10:59 pm (UTC)
Oh my *GOD*! Is that really for me?! I think I might have to bump something off my icon set. I think I'm maxed, but Jesus. I want. I want.

*gloms on you*
Pamgoosegirl9 on February 25th, 2004 06:56 am (UTC)
Noir? OOOhhh. <>

One day I am going to have to watch QaF.
Sandyglassslipper on February 25th, 2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
Have you ever heard the song by Uncle Bonsai about the guy who was addicted to watching the Love Boat? It's outrageously funny (as is a lot of their wacky stuff).
Anna S.eliade on February 25th, 2004 07:38 pm (UTC)
Nope, but your icon is pretty! (Utter non-sequitur, heh.)
Sandyglassslipper on March 2nd, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks (belated...)!