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18 December 2003 @ 08:40 am
yah huh.  
"WELCOME to gross, the hatelisting for slash. Okay I am not homophobic or do I hate gay/lesbians..."

http://rictusempra.net/gross/

An educational link, for those who might have been wondering why these kind of statements so often make us slashers say "yeah, right" and roll our eyes, especially when we hear them over and over and over again for years and then some monger goes and puts up a web page.
 
 
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Herself_nycherself_nyc on December 18th, 2003 08:49 am (UTC)
What on earth is THE POINT of having a list for hating slash? So they can all mutter darkly to each other about hating slash? Yeah, that's . . . engrossing.
the butcher of mayfair: btvs-spander-gayanniesj on December 18th, 2003 08:51 am (UTC)
Awwwwwwww, but some of the statements made by the members are just so PRECIOUS! Like the guy who says "I don't hate gays or lesbians but homosexuality is WRONG and GROSS", or those who call slash "anti-female". Hee. ;)
Vera: Eeeek!copracat on December 18th, 2003 08:51 am (UTC)
Good Lord! I had to text-zoom to 150% just to be able to read that stupid white on red print.

I say we all join and list our slash-friendly web pages just to annoy them.

Baiting, you say?

Oh, all right. Leave them to pootle about in their wierd bitter pointless little corner.
Phlupheephluphee on December 18th, 2003 09:03 am (UTC)
I say we all join and list our slash-friendly web pages just to annoy them.
that's exactly what i was thinking...i want to put one of their codes on my QaF fanfic website...just to piss them off...
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soundingsea: warm gunsoundingsea on December 18th, 2003 08:58 am (UTC)
I was highly entertained by their sub-literate list of reasons for hating slash. The funniest part was this bit..

....................................................... (2) Slash demeans
an author's creative genius.


because I read it as "Slash demons..." and thought "Yes indeed. I like when people slash the demons. I should read some more Spike/Angel, because? Hot. And wouldn't Anyanka/Halfrek in 1905 be lovely, with the corsets and things?" Heee.
okoge on December 18th, 2003 09:54 am (UTC)
And wouldn't Anyanka/Halfrek in 1905 be lovely, with the corsets and things?

oooh. yessss.
Vera: Eeeek!copracat on December 18th, 2003 09:04 am (UTC)
You are so wrong to have linked to this. I am now mesmerised by the webpages of bizarre linkin park-lovin', slash-hatin' 13 year olds!

Dear Mum-of-Vanora,

Do you know what your 13 year old is doing on line? Betcha don't.

cheers, Vera
Pet: OverlordNickapetslife on December 18th, 2003 10:20 am (UTC)
Dear Mum-of-Vanora,

Do you know what your 13 year old is doing on line? Betcha don't.

cheers, Vera


Please, please don't make me laugh so hard at work, because. The stares! The whispers! The aura of "she's finally gone 'round the bend, folks!"

*still giggling madly*
(no subject) - copracat on December 18th, 2003 05:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Another Girlseptembergrrl on December 18th, 2003 09:08 am (UTC)
That is REALLY bad site design. I only highlighted so I could read it by accident.

Yeah, she's a twit.
Another Girlseptembergrrl on December 18th, 2003 09:12 am (UTC)
By which I mean, it just looked like a near-blank scroll box, and i kept reloading the page, and FINALLY I selected something and realized it was white-on-white.

I don't get the effort people put into saying they don't like things. Is someone forcing them to read slash or something? Sheesh.
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I Blame the Dutchmpoetess on December 18th, 2003 09:24 am (UTC)
why in the name of god would people want to put their names on a hate list of any kind?


Well, the hatelistings do have a George Bush page.
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Beth H: camel fucking  11-10-03 (z_rayne)bethbethbeth on December 18th, 2003 09:15 am (UTC)

That is really...alarming.

In the first place, why in the name of god would people want to put their names on a hate list of any kind?

And in the second place...no...I'll just stick with the first place.

(I will say I was mighty surprised that no one brought up SS/HP. Apparently Harry and Draco in...the *bath* together is the height of squickiness.)
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Plin: doomedsuperplin on December 18th, 2003 09:19 am (UTC)
It never fails to astonish me how much energy people are willing to dedicate to things they dislike. I mean, I can understand working for legislative or social change on issues you feel strongly about, that affect your life and society and what have you, but... slash? I mean, get a grip. Especially when you claim not to have anything against homosexuals/homosexuality, so you can't even blow the morality trumpet (stupid enough, but at least it's an excuse of sorts). It's just pointless.
It's like people who hate a certain character and yet spend hours, days, weeks studying and writing and arguing about said character. Then they claim that the character has ruined the show, because no one talks about anything else. It's all very circular.

These are the same people who can't be bothered to vote. Or who vote for Schwarzenegger, which is worse.

(Don't mind me, I'm clearly having one of those "disappointed by humanity" days--actually a pretty rare thing for me, I'm such a disgusting Pollyanna most of the time.)
okoge on December 18th, 2003 10:00 am (UTC)
don't be hatin'
slashers can vote Republican too ya know. :)
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Mer: makeownfunstakebait on December 18th, 2003 09:41 am (UTC)
Basically, I hate it because it's everywhere.

Heh. Other hate lists this person must be on:

Air
Dirt
Newspapers
Blue jeans
Gravity

I think they must mean "desperate for new combinations to write" or perhaps "new lows of depravity to sink to."

Hmmm. "Slasher, 29, Desperately Seeks New Lows. Hobbies include threesomes and writing gross fanfiction. Please reply soonest, as current characters have gone on strike demanding a realistic refractory period, a pizza and a nap."

Would gross fanfiction have 144 words in it?

Sorry, I'm on cold medicine and feeling very silly.

Mer
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Gross? - thebratqueen on December 18th, 2003 11:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
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someone's been drinking their haterade - thebratqueen on December 18th, 2003 11:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: someone's been drinking their haterade - stakebait on December 18th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Magpie: gay menpiedmargaret on December 18th, 2003 09:56 am (UTC)
But hon, don't you understand? Slashers just love an excuse to feel like martyrs. We get a huge kick out of feeling 'all ghettoised and persecuted.' At least, so I was told a few weeks ago.

I had to put my cross down to type this, but I'll pick it up again now.
okoge on December 18th, 2003 10:05 am (UTC)
heh. icon. :)
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My Beautiful Sinking Ship: atreyu and rockbiter 4evabitterbyrden on December 18th, 2003 10:01 am (UTC)
12.12.03 WHEE new layout from the two towers regular version extra disc. its the wb special. i love this when billy says "dom and i are together. but not like that." lol its so true :P OOO PLUS NEW CODES!

What the fuck do they know about any interhobbit relations? Plus, Dom and ELIJAH are together. Not billy+dom. Duh. Even I know that.

Do you think they'd like my atreyu/rockbiter slash? (as yet unwritten)
That's Lay-day Snackpants to you, buster.: I'd really rather skullfuck her.amand_r on December 18th, 2003 11:27 am (UTC)
Surfed in on metaquotes.

Do you think they'd like my atreyu/rockbiter slash? (as yet unwritten)

I have a few KITT/Michael Knight ideas that I could send them..


Taztazical on December 18th, 2003 10:55 am (UTC)
Good Lord. There was a misguided period in my life where I didn't like slash. This is how it went:

Me: I don't like slash. Huh.

~The End~

Here's how it didn't go:

Me: I don't like slash. I'll join a group and talk about things I don't like to other people that don't like them and waste hours of my precious life when I could be doing things that I actually do/i> like!

It's all funny, fun, fun.
Oh my giddy giddy gosh: ifwekissedx2myska_x on December 18th, 2003 11:31 am (UTC)
There was a misguided period in my life where I didn't like slash.

*blink* *blinkblink*

*is very disturbed and runs off, straight against a wall*

*thud*
(no subject) - tazical on December 18th, 2003 11:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
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lakridslakrids404 on December 18th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
The Internet can be a very strange and scary place.
sunka2sunka2 on December 18th, 2003 01:10 pm (UTC)
But you know... if you are secretly attracted to something but don't want your friends to know, what better way to read and discuss? Let's all hate this "slash" together - but lets read a lot of it first. :P

Have any of them read RPS? Hmmm. A whole new level of hate.
Taratemima on December 18th, 2003 03:30 pm (UTC)
And they are Linkin Park fans, right?

I used to love me some Chester/Mike back in the day (horrifying my musicial elitist self). You think I can go looking for some and show it to them?
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