My office is dreary and I'm surrounded by geeks. They're very nice geeks, I'm sure, but the increased density of employee flesh surrounding my personal space is working my nerves. The ceiling lights are off, like, all the time and every day is grey. I used to like having the lights off, but lately it's just soporific. I think I need another lamp and one of those upright folding screens to close off the entry to my cubicle.
I need a patron saint of cubicles to get me through this day. Cubicles or editors.