November 16th, 2005


hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!

Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"


"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."

sga recs, for the woman in you

The Perils of Rodney McKay by madd4the24. I'll link to my comment on the story, because otherwise I'd just be repeating myself, and that would be a tragic waste of time that I could be using to do critically important and life-affirming things, like stacking pigs.

Anon-a-fic-a-thon-a hosted by dvswraatins, in which anonymous users post comment fic, mostly SGA, though one is a Jack/Daniel snippet with the immortal line: "Teal'c's a lot like Maggie. I mean, he's not a yellow baby, but he's silent and wise." So true.

helenish kills me by imagining hot Wraith!Crazy Rodney rescuing John from dishonor. Plus Radek with a taser. Yeah. (ETA: And then myalexandria kills me by writing this.)

And then there's resonant8's new story Quiet, which you've already read, because you're savvy and on the ball and it's Resonant. Right? It's also John and Rodney and hot, and has one of the best backstory explanations I've seen so far for John's mad bj skillz.