October 14th, 2005

elijah

the pairings remaining...

Fraser/RayK: exorcist, sour, freefall
Zelenka/Ronon: revelation, cranky, sweetness
Kaylee/Inara: comfort, crimson, scribble

Riley/Angel: bad hair day
Mal/Simon: pen, greedy, wine
Spike/Connor: juice diskette pavement
Jack/Vaughn: cold black carved
Skinner/Mulder: scrape, sleek, llama
Giles/Willow: curry, lady, dictionary
Jayne/Simon: chocolate, red, nine
Buffy/Jack Bristow: harmony (or Harmony), ice cream, pretty

Jim/Blair: tractor, horseradish, Taos
Xander/ Spike: stadium, slate, silk
Simon/River/Kaylee: careless, atonement, delirium
Spike/Xander: thumb, onion, chant
Rodney/John: fluid, hand(s), light-headed
Methos/Faith, title: "Five by Five-Thousand," lonely, liar, shepherd
Spike/Xander: submission, ink, blood
Jack/Vaughn: widdershins, beguile, torrential
Jack/Vaughn: manumit, frittata, argent

ETA:
John/Rodney: late, cold, grief
Rodney/Ronon: cold, tree, yellow

Rodney/Radek: cheap, soft, frustration
Faith/Angel

You guys are awesome and hilarious and your words are occasionally callous and strange, but I love it. *g*
elijah

why my AUs never get written...

Last night I was thinking of a mirror universe storyline where John, Elizabeth, Lorne, and Zelenka are forced by parallel Evil!Them through the dimensional mirror into a randomly chosen parallel universe, and have to collaborate with their counterparts to get home. And my AU!Rodney...yes, well:
  • His parents emigrated to the U.S. when he was three
  • His parents died when he was five
  • His foster parents were ignorant losers
  • His foster father molested him
  • He built a nonworking nuclear bomb when he was eleven
  • The FBI took him from his foster family and placed him with a colonel who'd career-hopped from Special Forces to Special Projects
  • He bonded so intensely with his new dad that his heart became set on following in his footsteps and joining the Special Forces
  • Having gotten a master's degree or two by the time he was eighteen, he enlisted and...etc etc.
  • Emotionally damaged and rather childlike, he doesn't flinch from snapping necks and knifing throats
  • But the powers that be persuade him into Special Projects and then the Stargate Program...
  • ...on his condition that they keep him fed with occasional black-ops work on the side
  • And he and John find each other and live happily ever after
  • And then there might have been a montage of maniacal stick-fighting set to Tool's "Forty-six and 2" with close-ups on AU!Rodney's ripped muscles and scars
*facepalm*

But you still respect me, don't you?

OH GOD YOU DON'T RESPECT ME! *flees the Internet forever*