January 11th, 2005

elijah

that is so not good...

I couldn't focus on work. So I ordered a Starbucks Chantico with 3 espresso shots. Which is very not like me. Because I am usually decaf. I thought the caffeine would help me focus. Ha ha ha. Now I am over-caffeinated and can't focus. I feel rather unwell actually. And all my thoughts are tiny and disconnected. As this post demonstrates.

World: "Hello, Anna!"
Anna: "*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*jitter*"

I had my final interview this morning. It was with my potential co-editor. It went an hour over schedule because he had a lot he wanted to show me about the systems and a lot to say. This like almost everything else so far is very promising. They just need to give me the job and a lot of money and I won't hurt them.

I need an icon that shows a giant rabid kangaroo. Or a cup of coffee. Or a kangaroo with a cup of coffee, possibly on its head. And it's reading porn. Yeah.

ETA: You ask for a caffeinated kangaroo reading porn, you get a caffeinated kangaroo reading porn. I love LJ. Thank you, ravurian!
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elijah

in case you were wondering if I'm really a girl.

A partial list of things in my bathroom. What? What?! I'm still over-caffeinated and don't tell me you haven't been aching to hear about all the things in my bathroom, because I know it's been keeping you up nights.
  • cinnamon, almond, peppermint, tangerine, and sage soap bars
  • Aveda botanical kinetics skin toner
  • Aveda rosemary-mint shaving gel
  • a fuzzy pink kitty-ear headband
  • a giant shell filled with many smaller shells
  • 3 types of facial mask
  • 7 lipsticks and one lip-liner pencil, in addition to a full make-up kit
  • 10 types of ingestible over-the-counter drugs
  • Chanel No 5
  • Tom's of Maine orange-mango toothpaste
  • a bowl of bath beads
  • a red satin make-up purse
  • 6 types of nail polish
  • a billion whole lot of earrings
  • a purple hand mirror
  • a pumice foot stone
  • mint foot lotion
  • 2 natural bath sponges
  • 3 shampoos
  • 2 types of bubble bath
I wonder why I'm so poor all the time and carry around maxed-out credit cards. Living above your means is an ongoing effort. Which is why I need more money. Also because I deserve it. I ask the universe to shower me with bubble bath and mint lotions!

*gazes up*