December 11th, 2004

elijah

five random things

1. The ponytailed counter guy at the Crumpet Shop calls me "Anya." Not as a joke, he just persistently forgets my name. I've stopped correcting him because it amuses me.

2. All these little Santa hats on icons are deeply amusing. I need to make one. Also, on Easter, everyone should be forced to wear bunny ears.

3. I think my stylist of yesterday secretly harbors a desire to cut mullets. I'm not saying I have a mullet. But there are mulletish tendencies in the layering.

4. I'd forgotten how lucky I was to have single people living above me for the last few years. New neighbors moved in recently. Neighbors arrived home at 1:43 a.m. last night. Neighbors had cheerful and very audible conversation above my wakened head. Neighbor #1 then walked to the bathroom, flipped up the toilet seat lid and, after 3.7 seconds, urinated. ::facepalm::

It's not that I want all other people to vanish from the face of the earth, leaving me free to wander through vacant department stores and homes, amusing myself for the rest of my solitary life, perhaps in the company of increasingly feral cats. It's just that I think about it.

5. I'm sorry I haven't answered all the nice comments on recent posts. I love you! I am also distracted.

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Oooh, shiny!

::runs away::