September 8th, 2004

elijah

la la la.

Situation: My phone isn't working and my monitor is fuzzy.

Deskside Support Guy, trundling up with a cart: Hello.

Me: Oh, thank god, I was just about to write you and beg. This monitor is driving my eyes crazy.

Deskside Support Guy: Well, you know, there are a lot of people going without phones and monitors right now.

Me, blinking: Oh, that's...unfortunate.

Give me a break. And there are starving children in China. WTF? People going without monitors? Yeah, whatever, dude.

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