April 23rd, 2004


In twenty-five words or less...

Explain why the universe produced a planet which evolved a life-form that created ELO, Cheetos, Hitler, anti-depressants, Nissan commercials, and Mystery Science Theater.

It's my annual moment of "Why are we here and what the fuck does it all mean?"

Humans: feverish, selfish little clots of ailments and grievances, to steal a quote, and what's the end point of it all? What is the purpose of a brain that experiences ennui? Do ferns have existential doubts like we do, way down in their ferny bits? Is it as funny as it seems that there a niche in the pocket of the cosmos for worship of the fictional Daniel Jackson in glasses?

These questions and more brought to you by one ounce of Jack Daniels.
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