August 14th, 2003



Holy crap. Why didn't I listen when people told me about this movie? Why didn't I see it earlier, on the big screen? WHY, GOD, WHY?

Then again, maybe it's best if I have a two-hour orgasm in the privacy of my own home instead of in a public theater.

It's not that I want to devote myself to the eternal contemplation of Christian Bale as John Preston: I want to *be* Christian Bale as John Preston.

I am in touch with my inner Grammaton Cleric now. Tomorrow, the killing starts.