February 1st, 2003

elijah

Thank You, Mister Too Much Coffee Man

But I don't think that decaf Americano you gave me was decaf. And now, watch as I prepare to work some kung-fu voodoo on your lame skater-boy ass, fueled by the potent cup of mojo-mama java you yourself gave me.

*****VOODOO*****

There now. I feel better.

Thought of the day: I am not the most ennobled example of my species.