On my friends list people are writing slash stories dealing with such popular kinks as larval gestation and statuatory rape between stepbrothers. Larvae and incest are so trendy these days.
*places hand over mouth to stifle a delicate yawn*
But seriously. Great stuff from wiseacress and josselin, which you were probably reading already. I'm still catching up. I'm also out of it half the time to begin with. I am probably the only one left who doesn't understand this whole QaF Poland-Austria concept, for example. Somehow I missed the initial phase of that meme where it was conceived and explained, and only started to notice the references when they had become cryptic shorthand cropping up in icons or passing remarks. "I just got back from Poland," people might say, and everyone else nods meaningfully and pats them on the shoulder while I slink away, too lazy to rectify my ignorance by asking the simple question, What does it all mean?
I have not even written one sentence yet today. I have yawned a lot though. I think I have yawning sickness. Not sleeping sickness, but yawning. It's not as severe, but you'll throw your jaw out right quick if you're not careful.
Oh, and by the way: Keanu Reeves as the Buddha. Keanu Reeves as the Buddha!