All in all, not a horrible trip from city A to square B. I anesthetized myself most of the day by playing out revised scenes from stock fantasy #366733, starring Viggo in Aragorn drag as some guy named Sehr, and Spike as the brutally abused slave who finds his way into Sehr's kindly, manly arms.
Insert stock rant #234467 about the miniscule size of airplane seats here.
Am going to bed early. There is snow on the ground. I ate pumpkin cream pie. My hat has a cow.
Oh, and I'm alive.