I told people not to distract me with porny goodness today, and ladycat777 blithely ignored me and offered a little slice of Pittsburgh. And now I am all happy, because of course I'm a complete liar. I always want more smut and romance and the rescuing of pretty tomcats from the cold, cold snow. I will now do the happy dance. It involves scarves, muffin juggling, and a lot of alcohol. Don't watch.