So says mimesere, making me giggle.

Spam of the day:

Who do you think is the dirtiest woman in show business? Christina Aguilera - music Anna Kournikova - sports Alysa Milano - TV [I'm gonna hafta go with "Alysa." Filthy little cookie.] Catherine Zeta-Jones [Who apparently represents no entertainment medium.] What if you could go to a website and see these women plus thousands more showing skin either on purpose or by accident? [What if? Is that really a "what if" kind of a question? I mean, surely I could do that right now without your help?] What if you could see . [A mysterious elision!] Everyone has spent a time or two stroking to their favorite star. [Well, true enough.] We have just made it easier for you to do it. [I actually find it incredibly easy to do this on my own.] This is not SPAM. This is the result of your affiliate with google. [Riiiiiiight.]

Thanks to the timely heads-up of kjv31 I was able to record Nicholas Brendon's movie, Pinata: Survival Island, aka "Demon Island," off AMC last night. Pause a moment with me and consider. "Pinata: Survival Island" ... "American Movie Classics." Uh huh. I watched a few minutes of it also, a gripping scene where the fabulous animated flying pinata-headed demon ("Aiyeeeee!") chased the Buffyish spandex-clad girl through the woods. The shots of NB were of the yum, though. He had a tattoo! I will need to get very drunk and sit down with some popcorn to watch this sometime soon. I mean, pinata-headed demon. It just begs to be MiSTed.

Apparently someone scheduled a Monday for today and didn't tell me. I'm obscenely well-rested, though. It's kind of strange. Must focus on work today. So I order all of you *not* be distracting or funny or pornful, because it's just not on, hear?

Uh huh.