Spam of the day:
Who do you think is the dirtiest woman in show business? Christina Aguilera - music Anna Kournikova - sports Alysa Milano - TV [I'm gonna hafta go with "Alysa." Filthy little cookie.] Catherine Zeta-Jones [Who apparently represents no entertainment medium.] What if you could go to a website and see these women plus thousands more showing skin either on purpose or by accident? [What if? Is that really a "what if" kind of a question? I mean, surely I could do that right now without your help?] What if you could see . [A mysterious elision!] Everyone has spent a time or two stroking to their favorite star. [Well, true enough.] We have just made it easier for you to do it. [I actually find it incredibly easy to do this on my own.] This is not SPAM. This is the result of your affiliate with google. [Riiiiiiight.]Thanks to the timely heads-up of
Apparently someone scheduled a Monday for today and didn't tell me. I'm obscenely well-rested, though. It's kind of strange. Must focus on work today. So I order all of you *not* be distracting or funny or pornful, because it's just not on, hear?
Uh huh.