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25 October 2003 @ 05:24 pm
slut! slut! slut!  
I've decided to finally admit what I am doing because apparently I am doing it, and what I am doing is cycling through pairings of Spike with every Jossverse male--primary cast, that is, though I exclude members of the Geek Trio from this. (Sorry, Jess.)

I mean, I've slashed him with Lorne for crying out loud. (Twice, actually, but I can't find the other one.) I've slashed him with *Riley*. So I gave Gunn a run, and they got along pretty well, all things considered (I think Gunn would have far more demon issues than gay issues), though it took years of prodding. Years of prodding in my head. (A phrase that could be added to nearly every freaky statement I make, the way all Chinese fortunes take place "in bed." And the more I think about it--really not much difference there at all. I put everyone to bed in my head. I have bedhead. Bedhead of Spike! Why is this all a parenthetical remark, anyway? I'm all tangent, all the time, baby.)

I had another thought here, but it's been edged out by the fattened belly of my parantheses. What the hell was it...no. No, it's gone.

Must go eat ice cream, make aimless stabs at cleaning apartment for a special guest star.

ETA: Remembered what I'd forgotten. A thought about Gunn and Wes and how they still seem very OTP to me, at least in the Gunn --> Wes direction. Wes I can see with Angel, with others. For Gunn, it's really only Wes. I'm kind of forcing a square peg into a round hole (heh) by imagining a Spike/Gunn pairing. It's exactly how Angel can reasonably be slashed with plenty of people, but Lindsey really only fits with Angel.*

Ice cream was good.

(*In my head. Such is my inclination. And that doesn't mean there aren't good stories with Lindsey & other guys...and, um, getting tangled in disclaimers now. Am stopping now.)
xanphibian on October 25th, 2003 06:16 pm (UTC)
I was going to say, "Hey, Lindsey fits very well with Riley and Xander!" But then when I got to the reply page I noticed your disclaimer and thought that I shouldn't say anything, since I can't tell you who Lindsey goes with in your head. I can, however, dance around in your comments like a little monkey and pretend I'm a princess.
Anna S.eliade on October 25th, 2003 06:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I suddenly remembered all the Lindsey sluts fans on my friends list. *g* Sorry about that.

I can, however, dance around in your comments like a little monkey and pretend I'm a princess.

Meep. You're so cute!
A carbonated fusion beverage!: connorswmbo on October 25th, 2003 06:36 pm (UTC)
So very, very glad the ice cream was good. It's too cold here for ice cream.

I had another thought here, but it's been edged out by the fattened belly of my parantheses. What the hell was it...no. No, it's gone.

I hate it when that happens ! And it happens all the time to me. All the thoughts run around in my head and then sneak over to hide behind the couch and I never want to MOVE the couch for fear of what might otherwise be lurking.

But I'm glad that your thought resurfaced :) Unfortunately, I am still obsessed with thoughts about vamplizards. Cause they have too much cuteness.
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A carbonated fusion beverage!: evil - green_luv (*hugs*)swmbo on October 25th, 2003 07:10 pm (UTC)

ACK! not sure if that's incentive to move the couch or run very far away from it. DARN YOU.
KitanotJames: aozaukitanotjames on October 25th, 2003 07:38 pm (UTC)
It's Ok. I did it with Angel. It's natural.

Just watch out for animals. All I'm sayin.
the butcher of mayfairanniesj on October 25th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
Dude, I so had this thought earlier today. I was reading really hot Spike/Giles and getting all into it, when I realized, to my horror, that Spike is my personal whore. He could fuck a grizzly bear and it'd turn me on. And that shames me. Muchly.
Herself_nycherself_nyc on October 25th, 2003 10:48 pm (UTC)
Oh God, it's SO TRUE. Spike is the universal solvent.
the butcher of mayfairanniesj on October 25th, 2003 11:13 pm (UTC)
I know! He's evil that way! And it makes me feel dirty. I could really whore Spike out to anyone, and it'd be hot. Just as long as SPIKE thinks it's hot, then it's hot to me. GAH.

My Spike would fuck a box of Kleenex if you either a) paid him enough money, b) got him drunk enough, or c) told him the box of Kleenex loved him.

::sighs dreamily::

Cold medicine. I plead cold medicine.
rubywisprubywisp on October 25th, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC)
And now I feel guilty for teasing you about the Xander/Lindsey. Guilt is bad.


Ruby, Xanderslut
Estepheia: Spangel rules!estepheia on October 26th, 2003 12:13 am (UTC)
I'll just have you know that Lindsey is Ethan's property apprentice.
But I do agree he'd look pretty on Angel. He'd look pretty on anyone.

Gunn? *shrug*
I tried to find the other Lorne/Spike story, but I couldn't find it either. Sorry.
I remember the Riley/Spike one - I enjoyed that a lot. I have no inbuilt aversion against Riley and I think he's more tolerant and flexible than many people think. He just needs the right incentive. :-)

You've never slashed Spike with Ethan. Is Ethan too old for you to be interested in him? You could make him younger with a rejuvenation spell. How 'bout that? LOL.
I'd love to read a Spike/Ethan story from you. :-)
Annetobyfan on October 26th, 2003 06:30 am (UTC)
This is totally unrelated to your post, but I had an interesting dream about you last night.

I wrote about it in case you're curious.