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16 October 2003 @ 10:38 pm
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My body parts hurt. When I push my fingers at the keyboard, they try to retreat in every fumbling direction, like mice backing away from a trap. Left side of body in some pain too. Pain, pain, everywhere pain--why you have such pain?

That was me trying to quote "Deathtrap" and doing a poor job, just as earlier I was pretending to be Troy McClure in a purely facetious way. I mean...you know I haven't written eunuch fic, right? *Anna gets a pensive look*

And then Annie misunderstood me, thinking I wanted her to weigh in on the kerfuffle--no, never, never! I would never urge peeps to toss kerf at a fuffle. I only wanted THE PORN. And because she is a kind, generous, and fertile little soul with high, firm breasts she actually wrote some porn! Which was more in the line of angsty ghost action, but I'm down with that.

All my attempts at communication are awkward today, I think. Meanwhile on TV, Kyan is trimming some guy's nosehairs in a "Queer Eye" rerun. I walked in on this, having suddenly awoken from an evening nap. I was so very tired. I was dreaming of Spike, Buffy, Wes, and Angel in various story permutations. The only part I remember is how Spike was this martyr figure running through a converted shopping mall filled with refugees, and Buffy et al burst in to save him, and she did that thing where she pauses irresolutely with head poised like a hunting dog, trying to catch sound or scent of her prey, and then in the distance we hear Spike's faint yell of "Buffy!" And she takes off at a dead run to save him. At the same time I dreamed this, I dream-thought to myself that I should write this and wow everyone with my ability to establish atmosphere in shopping malls, because that's where the angst is, yo.

Manscaping, heh.

Oh, they just showed a preview on Bravo for "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" with that guy from "Four Weddings & a Funeral" and it looks awesome. Must try to catch that. And apropos of nothing really, but I'll pretend it's this commercial, this guy at my office has a gorgeous Scottish accent--thich and rich as butterscotch sliding around on the tongue--and he reminds me of some actor when he talks but I can never remember who. Maybe that guy mentioned above. But anyway. God. Luscious. We have all sorts of imported sorts working at the company. Love those accents. Am a sucker for accents. Love how people can say absolute crap but it sounds like poetry in a different accent.
 
 
 
the butcher of mayfair: chain-fuckeranniesj on October 16th, 2003 11:00 pm (UTC)
And then Annie misunderstood me, thinking I wanted her to weigh in on the kerfuffle--no, never, never! I would never urge peeps to toss kerf at a fuffle.

Oh, heavens no! I understood exactly what you wanted. Because when I "weigh in" on things, it's usually along the lines of "Oh, that's silly! Here, let's have some porn." I knew what you wanted, you nasty girl. ::smooches you::
Anna S.eliade on October 16th, 2003 11:26 pm (UTC)
And then I misunderstood Annie and misrepresented her!

*sob*

I am so lame today. You will still lick me when I am lame, right?
the butcher of mayfairanniesj on October 16th, 2003 11:31 pm (UTC)
Baby, you always have my permission to misrepresent and misinterpret me. You're also allowed to slander my name and make libelous comments about me. :)

::licks your not-lame, but rather delicious neck::
herewiss13herewiss13 on October 17th, 2003 12:00 am (UTC)
Oh, they just showed a preview on Bravo for "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" with that guy from "Four Weddings & a Funeral"

Which guy? I hope you're not talking about Hugh Grant, because that would be...odd.
Anna S.eliade on October 17th, 2003 09:31 am (UTC)
No, it's Josh Hannah. ;)
Rikka the DORK!!!rikkrp on October 17th, 2003 06:16 am (UTC)
Queer Fic for the Straight Chic
Manscaping, heh.

Okay, I'm late on the bandwagon, and except for Buffy/Angel that's pretty much the story of my life. But anyway, my point, do I have a point, yes as a matter of fact I do! I saw Queer Eye last night for the first time and I nearly busted a gut.

When the blond was in the bathroom trying to show the guy how to put in his contacts. OMG it was hilarious.

Must try to catch more episodes, which shouldn't be difficult since I watch West Wing on Bravo ALL THE TIME...

*pointless*

squeeze me, stomp me,  make me wine: spankingmoosesal on October 17th, 2003 06:39 am (UTC)
Oh, they just showed a preview on Bravo for "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" with that guy from "Four Weddings & a Funeral" and it looks awesome.

That would be John Hannah (he was also in Sliding Doors). His voice gets me hot and bothered every time I hear it. He should definitely do some audiobook reading. Gah. He's so sexy in a quirky way, but when he opens his mouth to speak... well, I need a dry pair of panties.
Resident Know-It-All: Anne of Green Gablesbailunrui on October 17th, 2003 02:06 pm (UTC)
Oh me too. :) Actually, he has an audiotape where he reads poems by W.H. Auden. I think it's called Tell Me the Truth About Love. John Hannah and W.H. Auden... could it get any sexier?