I don't know what that means. I think it means I recently read Wodehouse's The Man Who Disliked Cats. I'm just pissy. I wouldn't really skin a dog. A person, maybe.
They should retitle that question--change it from "Things I Will Never, Ever Read" to "Let Me Now Demonstrate My Ability to Dismiss an Entire Genre, Typecast Myself, and Alienate Half the List."
But on the subject of more important things--the Defense of Marriage Bullshit--
My icon is called "pissy_spike," by the way.
But on a happier note, let us exalt the glory and the goodness of shrift.