Thank you for not killing me or maiming me during my vacation. I had a very nice time, and frankly I do not want to go back to work tomorrow. If you love me--and the Christians tell me that you love everyone--an earthquake of about 8.6 on the Richter scale, around 7:38 a.m., would not go unappreciated, because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to go into the office for another twenty-four hours.
Think about it, okay?
Yours in atheism,