Left work, lay on my couch, ate bacon, watched MST3K, dozed off. Then the office paged me and I shifted myself off the couch like a surly polar bear heaving itself up from a winter nap, blinked several times, and took a conference call with a bunch of people, during which I slowly woke up. Then I read my LJ. Y'all are nice to me.
I'm going to make chocolate chip oatmeal cookies and hang around with Joel and the bots some more.