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11 June 2003 @ 10:48 am
Just so you know...  
I took the Spark's death test and it appears that I will die on December 21, 2043, at the age of 74. My top risks are cancer and alien abduction.

10% of the test takers have hairy nipples. I find that scarier than my own death.
 
 
 
Michelle Christian: Not in the moodmovies_michelle on June 11th, 2003 11:02 am (UTC)

Huh, it looks like we'll die at the same age, just not at the same time: I'm supposed to September 30, 2046 at the age of 74 years old. My top risks are cancer and homicide. And I have a 5% chance of dying of alcoholism, which should amuse my friends no end.
Anna S.eliade on June 11th, 2003 11:34 am (UTC)
And strangely, I did not get alcoholism, which suggests I didn't fill out my quiz correctly. Hmm. My list looked a lot like Caille's:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Loneliness (8%)
Confusion (6%)

Though I don't recall "confusion" being a possibility. I wonder if "confusion" is code for "Alzheimers."

Alien abduction? They're just fucking with my head now.
Michelle Christianmovies_michelle on June 11th, 2003 12:16 pm (UTC)

Hey, you never know. Do they think if you cliff dive enough, you're more likely to be abducted?

I got neither alien abduction nor confusion, though I would have thought, if confusion was an option, that's exactly what I would get. I am nothing if not perpetually confused.
caille on June 11th, 2003 11:19 am (UTC)
I'm already terribly old, so you two will outlive me by a decade. That means I will expect you to drive me places, remind me to take my pills, and, eventually, figure out what to do with the body.

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Loneliness (8%)
Confusion (6%)

I'm putting my money on Confusion.
Yseultyseultdb on June 11th, 2003 12:40 pm (UTC)
10% of the test takers have hairy nipples.

I don't even want to know...
Yseultyseultdb on June 11th, 2003 12:45 pm (UTC)
And another thing, how will we know if this is true and you get abducted by aliens on 21 December 2043? Will the aliens send us a message from outer space? Or will you get to be like ET and phone home? (And can you tell that I've had waaaay too much sugar and caffeine?)