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02 February 2006 @ 09:19 pm
A day in the life.  
He got his freak on.
Café Art Chick: "You know who was weird? Gandhi."
Your queer Indian canon is oppressing me.
Café Art Chick: "God! I hate all this art! It's so boring! ...not *boring*, it's just all homosexual and dramatic and meaningful. All of these have American Indians. They're *symbolic*."
Are we still on Gandhi?
Café Art Chick's Study Partner: "Oh, I know! His background is so freaky. Vomiting blood into people's mouths and stuff."
Their little mittens hide the scars.
Of a man who tried to make our elevator, but stopped short of jamming his hand between the closing doors:

eBoy: "He didn't want it bad enough."
eBoy2: "Those things are the jaws of death."
eBoy: "Wuss."
eBoy2: "Escalators are worse. You always hear about kids getting sucked in."
eBoy: "Sucked *in*?"
eBoy2: "They just keep a bucket underneath for the fingers."
eBoy: "Dude, you're sick."
Me, exactly fifty years from now.
Nordstrom sales clerk: "I have this customer who calls me every day. Sometimes two or three times. If I forget to call her she yells at me. She's eighty-seven and lonely."
 
 
 
Mireillemireille719 on February 3rd, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
It's so boring! ...not *boring*, it's just all homosexual and dramatic and meaningful.

That could be me, talking about Brokeback Mountain. (The story, at least; the movie hasn't opened here. *g*)
torch: my melancholy babyflambeau on February 3rd, 2006 08:24 am (UTC)
*calls and yells at you*
(Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 11:01 am (UTC)
XDDD This is just hilarious. <3
Very inconvenient, as now I have no shaving-glassdzurlady on February 3rd, 2006 11:44 am (UTC)
#4 is *fantastic*.
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Herself_nycherself_nyc on February 3rd, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
You should send this post to McSweeney's.
A carbonated fusion beverage!: facepalmswmbo on February 3rd, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
Café Art Chick: "God! I hate all this art! It's so boring! ...not *boring*, it's just all homosexual and dramatic and meaningful. All of these have American Indians. They're *symbolic*."

Am I laughing or crying here? I just can't tell!
Trepkos: Wahuh? by Literatitrepkos on February 3rd, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
Café Art Chick: "You know who was weird? Gandhi."

... I mean, what's his obsession with freeing his homeland from oppression?
What's that all about, eh?
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kaydee23kaydee23 on February 5th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Weirdness.

Truthfully. A doctor in Houston (St Joseph's) tried to stop an elevator with his body and got decapitated. This was 2 or 3 years ago?

The nurses, docs, and patients already in that particular elevator had tp just *let it ride.* With his head inside. :shudder:

After something like that, I'd be content picking up trash on the side of the road. I'm extremely sensitive.