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25 October 2005 @ 10:16 am
Rodney/Ronon: sparkle, spank, spell for jack_pride  
Rodney couldn't decide if he'd been propositioned or if a brisk spank on the ass after a sparring match was just a male-bonding gesture that transcended galactic borders, like those homoerotic but sadly repressed PDAs that American footballers exchanged after a good play--congratulations on not getting your skull crushed by apes, Buck. Ronon's hand might have lingered a skedge longer than necessary, but was the post-combat sparkle in his eyes mocking and vaguely homicidal or something else?

It didn't matter; Rodney was determined not to fall under the spell of Mister Missing Link, unlike some people whose tails practically thumped the ground when the man walked up, a truly undignified display for someone who'd moseyed his way to the rank of colonel.

And now I'm going to work. No, really.
 
 
 
KarenDreamerLady: Shep Rake by mmmchellekarendreamer on October 25th, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC)
This sentence has put a big grin on my face:

".....unlike some people whose tails practically thumped the ground when the man walked up, a truly undignified display for someone who'd moseyed his way to the rank of colonel."

Hee hee, ROFL.........
Anna S.: john-sultryeliade on October 25th, 2005 05:51 pm (UTC)
It's hard to get the image of John bouncing around and begging Elizabeth for Ronon to stay. ("Can I keep him, mom?") Plus the way he leaned and gazed at the guy like a Happy Gay Boy ogling his new crush. *g*
Sandy: SGA Ronon Arm Pornsp23 on October 25th, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
Hee, so cute! And yes, Ronon is tall and handsome as all hell, but Rodney will only respond to butt pats for a certain moseying someone. :)
Anna S.: rodney2eliade on October 25th, 2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
but Rodney will only respond to butt pats for a certain moseying someone

It's hard for me to imagine Rodney in a threesome--I think he'd be really wound-up and anxious and insecure. Er, not that this is related in any way to your thought.

I find that my kink for threesomes is different than other people's. I like when two other men are concentrating on a third man, that third man being my BSO focus. And I like it to be a hurt-comfort scenario.

Hmm. New fantasy fodder...
Sandy: SGA Rodney Eyelashes_thegrrl2002sp23 on October 25th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
And my sentence would have made more sense if I'd proofread it better. I meant he would only respond to butt pats from Sheppard. Hee! I'm such a typing spaz sometimes. *g*
Bone: Ronon (crotchshot)thisisbone on October 26th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
It's hard for me to imagine Rodney in a threesome--I think he'd be really wound-up and anxious and insecure. Er, not that this is related in any way to your thought.

Oooooooh, how fun would that be to write? Huh? Because both Ronon and Sheppard seem to me to be fairly sexually confident, while Rodney...doesn't (undoubtedly my own biases are coming into play, but still...)

Wound-up, anxious and insecure sound like good challenges for the right guys, making Rodney comfortable, making sure everybody has a good time.

I think I'll enjoy that image for awhile, thank you. :)
The Cake Maker of Kiev (could kick your ass): my characters are complete idiots (SGA)ladyvyola on October 26th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
I think I'll enjoy that image for awhile, thank you. :)

You do that! And consider what a... um, practical application of teamwork this scenario would be for Sheppard and Ronon, a true bonding experience, a demonstration of discipline and order....

I'll be in my bunk.
Bonethisisbone on October 27th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)
um, practical application of teamwork this scenario would be for Sheppard and Ronon, a true bonding experience, a demonstration of discipline and order....I'll be in my bunk.

LOL! All true!
superheroes failing at oatmeal: wheeeeeeeesome_stars on October 25th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
thumping tails!!! *PLEASED*
Anna S.: puppy-eyeseliade on October 25th, 2005 05:48 pm (UTC)
I thought of you! *g*
superheroes failing at oatmeal: this is my SQUEE facesome_stars on October 25th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
I must never, ever let anyone know the shameful, unironic, 'shippy glee I got from having John scratch behind Ronon's ears.

...WHOOPS.
xanphibian on October 25th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
*grin*
Jonathan Toews does not want a sandwich.: SGA John is also hotsvmadelyn on October 25th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)
"moseyed his way to the rank of colonel". *daaawwwwws*

John: *stiff* Hey, whatever works.
bibliokatbibliokat on October 25th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
This is just all together awesome. Short, but awesome.

*giggles madly* I can totally see it in my head! And OMG, John is a puppy again! *looks around for some_stars*
just abi: Ronon Dangerously Sexyjustabi on October 26th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
*giggle* You do that, Rodney. Resist the temptation. No, really. I'm sure you can do it. Uh huh.
Bone: Ronon/John OTPthisisbone on October 26th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
Rodney was determined not to fall under the spell of Mister Missing Link, unlike some people whose tails practically thumped the ground when the man walked up, a truly undignified display for someone who'd moseyed his way to the rank of colonel.

I love this. I love YOU! :)
Anna S.: rononeliade on October 26th, 2005 03:45 am (UTC)
Oh good! I love you back! And I think of you whenever I write Ronon, nervously hoping I get it right, you know? *hugs*
Bone: Subtext (John/Ronon)thisisbone on October 26th, 2005 04:02 pm (UTC)
And I think of you whenever I write Ronon, nervously hoping I get it right, you know?

Oooooh, you get it right.

I read the spank, sparkle, spell snippet over the phone to a friend this morning, and she said the "moseyed up to the rank of colonel" was a beautiful, succinct description of character. I think it's miraculous in its pithy perfection (that's unfortunate alliteration).

I know you have many things to attend to and other fandoms that call you, but I sure would love to see you write more Ronon, with anyone you choose. :)
tafkarfanfic: SGA: Rodney - Sexytafkarfanfic on October 26th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Gosh, I'd love to read more of this.
astolatastolat on December 16th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
Oh, oh, oh. I love the tail-thumping, but in a way what I love most is that it is tail-thumping *in Rodney's head*. I can so see Rodney steaming quietly about this and bursting out to John in indignation at some point about how he practically salivates over Ronon, and then John could be all eyebrows-raised and hm, well, Rodney, I didn't know you were paying so much attention, and then Ronon could come into the firelight from where he was out past the perimeter and say, neither did I, and they could both look at Rodney and grin and, um, then they could take Rodney into a tent and lay him down on some sleeping bags and gently and firmly make him be quiet.
yonmei on December 16th, 2005 05:57 am (UTC)
and then John could be all eyebrows-raised and hm, well, Rodney, I didn't know you were paying so much attention, and then Ronon could come into the firelight from where he was out past the perimeter and say, neither did I, and they could both look at Rodney and grin and, um, then they could take Rodney into a tent and lay him down on some sleeping bags and gently and firmly make him be quiet.

*offers cake if you make that happen*
*and footrubs*