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23 August 2005 @ 10:02 am
hey, pards.  
***Announcements***

Item 1
My new name is Koalas P. Moonlighter. Please address me as Ms. Moonlighter in all business-related correspondence. In personal contacts, you may simply address me as "Koalas."

Item 2
After posting my picture last night, I realized that I could never again exhibit a story in public with the words "dick," "cock," or "fuck" in it. No more bobbing, throbbing, sucking, coming. I mean, how can I possibly write porn again when you've seen my face? That'd just be weird. So, going forward, I'm going to confine myself to writing inspirational Christian Westerns.

A quote from my next story, Rollin' on the Soogan: "Hey pard," Jack said to Vaughn. "Time to put on our roach-stompers and grab our hoolihans and wrangle us them mavericks."

Item 3
Oops. I have to go to a meeting.
 
 
 
inapickle on August 23rd, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
Euphemistically speaking...
...you have options.

Maybe you can bring "throbbing manhood" back into general usage, you know? "Puckered rosebud." "The physical act of love."

"Communion of souls."

As for the Koalas thing, is that an S sound or a Z sound?

Anna S.: polarbeareliade on August 23rd, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
...you have options.

Maybe you can bring "throbbing manhood" back into general usage, you know? "Puckered rosebud." "The physical act of love."

"Communion of souls."


I was totally thinking that! "Their communion of souls was hot and sweaty and lasted four/for hours, leaving the men wrecks of their former cowboy selves."

Koalas = Ko-all-ahzh *g*
Anna S.: cillianeliade on August 23rd, 2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
Koalas = Ko-all-ahzh *g*

Actually, that's not right. I guess it's:

Koalas = Ko-all-ahs <-- but the "ahs" has a "z" sound.

Words is hard.
inapickle on August 23rd, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
Gay cowboys eating pudding are the mainstay of the independent film scene. So I can see how you might be obsessed with them, all suddenlike.

You are so picky about your name, man. These days I'll answer to anything.
rubywisp: lyle the llamarubywisp on August 23rd, 2005 05:39 pm (UTC)
Where do you stand on nicknames? "Ko" has a nice ring to it.
Anna S.: penguin familyeliade on August 23rd, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
I like it! Though if you went the other way, you could cry out "Alas!" every time you greet me. *g*
rubywisprubywisp on August 24th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I like that.
Alizarin_NYCalizarin_nyc on August 23rd, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "ride 'em cowboy."

*cough*

You could always claim that picture wasn't really you, it was the girl who sits next to you. Now that we've all ooohed and ahhhhed over you, that would be cruel but not unusual.

My icon = not me.
Trepkos: Bemused by Glimmergirltrepkos on August 23rd, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
...or, you could do a mindwipe on us.
...'cos we can't live in a world without prawn.
witlingwitling on August 23rd, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
Your picture was totally delightful. Also a handy memory aid, since I apparently have no mental image of you anymore at all. I am old.




Vaughn looped the rawhide rein of the snaffle bit twice around his fist and swung up onto his bang-tailed mare. "Rainin' to beat the Dutch out here. An' me with my fish back at camp."

"Hobble your lip," Jack replied with a faint smile. "I'll tan your hide for you iffens you get too cold to ride."


Uh-huh.
Anna S.: vaughn-smilingeliade on August 23rd, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
"Hobble your lip," Jack replied with a faint smile. "I'll tan your hide for you iffens you get too cold to ride."

Yeah, baby. *g*
Herself_nycherself_nyc on August 23rd, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC)
Dear Ms Moonstroke,
Marry me!
Luv,
Yr fan,
Aquino B. Lampooning
Pamgoosegirl9 on August 24th, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
Christian Westerns. :is fascinated: Wow. Who would have ever of thunk it?
bleu_lavande: beautybleu_lavande on August 24th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
So, going forward, I'm going to confine myself to writing inspirational Christian Westerns.

::stares at the half-empty bottle of cold syrup with DM::
::wonders if perhaps, she might have taken way too much::
::enjoys the feeling::