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15 August 2005 @ 03:08 pm
another one of those dorktastic polls  

Poll #552584 I come to bury Monday, not to praise it.

Please:

make the voices in my head stop
7(4.7%)
make the voices in your head stop talking to mine
28(18.9%)
don't lick that
49(33.1%)
lick that again
64(43.2%)

Anna, you are:

my role model
21(14.2%)
my mole throttle
27(18.2%)
fucking with my mind
31(20.9%)
a lot like my cat
69(46.6%)

You can save only one from the apocalypse:

Oklahoma
6(4.1%)
Alaska
68(46.3%)
Washington, D.C.
12(8.2%)
the mice
61(41.5%)

Oh no, not again.

casserole
15(10.1%)
the upstairs neighbors
26(17.6%)
weasels
38(25.7%)
Pauly Shore
69(46.6%)

It's all your fault that I __________.

can't remember where I left my panties
39(26.4%)
became a professional car thief and married an FBI agent
33(22.3%)
set fire to all your CDs
11(7.4%)
fear the raccoons more than ever
65(43.9%)

Stay out of my:

way
13(8.9%)
stash
63(43.2%)
yard
35(24.0%)
wife
35(24.0%)

This isn't where I:

left my car
22(14.9%)
saw the leprechaun
36(24.3%)
expected to wind up
44(29.7%)
let the angel touch me
46(31.1%)

Argh!

Tadpoles!
26(17.6%)
Bunnies!
24(16.2%)
Vampires!
10(6.8%)
Clowns!
88(59.5%)

What color is your parachute? Use the Ceramcoat color guide!

Territorial Beige
35(23.6%)
Custard
46(31.1%)
Pigskin
17(11.5%)
Santa's Flesh
50(33.8%)

You are a friend to all animals, but especially:

Juliana's Golden Mole
18(12.2%)
Anthony's Woodrat
16(10.8%)
Poncelet's Giant Rat
22(14.9%)
The Buffy-headed Marmoset
92(62.2%)

You are:

canned heat
16(10.8%)
canned ham
19(12.8%)
caged heat
23(15.5%)
still just a rat in a cage
90(60.8%)



ETA: The Buffy-headed Marmoset
 
 
 
The Larch: glee.  it's like lube.  (siyamau)the_larch on August 15th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
I love these polls so much.
Anna S.: cat-adorableeliade on August 16th, 2005 03:15 am (UTC)
*loves you back* :>D
alittlebritonalittlebriton on August 15th, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
I'm glad to see everyone fears clowns as much as I do. Glad you're feeling better, btw!
Anna S.: buffy_mooneliade on August 16th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC)
Even other clowns fear clowns. Clowns also fear themselves.
Alizarin_NYC: syd n will are rockstarsalizarin_nyc on August 16th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
What did I win?

Oh wait... where's the fine print?
Anna S.: boys-are-pretty-elijaheliade on August 16th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
What did I win?

Shrimp! Monkeys! Some other form of animal life!

Oh wait... where's the fine print?

I don't know! But it anagrams to "I, Pert Finn." Which is Rileyish and not at all relevant.
Alizarin_NYCalizarin_nyc on August 16th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
Kittens!!!

Fic challenge: everyone writes a fic beginning with "I, pert Finn..."
KarenDreamerLady: Woot Spinal Tap by infinitemonkeyskarendreamer on August 16th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)
Well, I fit in pretty well with the rest of the people who responded to this poll.

Also, thinking about my answers has totally centered me for the week ahead.

Thank you.................
bleu_lavande: beautybleu_lavande on August 16th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
This was fun -- thanks for sharing your brain and boredom. Always a magical combo, that.

What fascinates me the most is that a)the amount of time I can actually spend agonising over my potential answers to pseudo questions such as these, really, as if my life, present and future as well as my integrity depended on it and b)the fact that my answers fit the majority, which is either reassuring, or very scary -- I'm not sure. Um.