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09 August 2005 @ 02:41 pm
god, drugs, iTunes, random musing.  
God
Sometimes I have questions and comments for God. Sometimes he answers. Here are some of the things we discussed today:
Anna: "Our Father, who art in heaven, I'm hungry."
God: "Thou mayest have those doughnuts, my child."

Anna: "Oh my God, that woman's outfit, wtf?!"
God: "Two words: free will."

Anna: "Do you really move in mysterious ways?"
God: "It's actually Jazzercise. A lot of people make that mistake."

Anna: "Why pigeons, anyway?"
God: "No comment."

Anna: "Is gay sex a sin?"
God: "Not if you're doing it right."
Drugs
Preliminary verdict: Ritalin is nowhere near as effective as Adderall. Stupid blood pressure.

iTunes
Why didn't I know I could install iTunes at work? ROCK ON.

Random Musing
What if I had been named "Fiona"?
 
 
 
Slantslanted_truths on August 9th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
Anna: "Do you really move in mysterious ways?"
God: "It's actually Jazzercise. A lot of people make that mistake."

*snerk* Do you have followers? I'm just saying.

About the drugs, I don't comment on the hard stuff because I don't know what to say. Except for: *Hug* *Petpet* *love*

And also, I don't think I'd like Fiona half as much as Anna, unless she was no different than Anna, which would make me love her.
alittlebritonalittlebriton on August 9th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
Your god is cool. Mine just tends to put mashed potatoes on my nose when I'm not looking.
do you want orcs? because this is how you get orcs: Connor Tonguekita0610 on August 9th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
"What if I had been named "Fiona"?"

Then everyone calling you Anna would feel really silly.

Thanks for the link to the penguin icons OMGSOCUTE*SQUEE!*
Humairahumaira_k on August 9th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Your god has far more interesting answers then any others I've heard of. The pigeons question was just genius.
It's funnier in Enochian: BtVS_LMAO - acidic_iconsmona1347 on August 9th, 2005 10:30 pm (UTC)

Anna: "Is gay sex a sin?"
God: "Not if you're doing it right."


*spits soda at screen and scares small animals and passersby for miles around with shriek of hilarity*
the_shoshannathe_shoshanna on August 9th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
Girl, I like your god!
julia_herejulia_here on August 9th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
You're lucky. My god seems to be big into "Why didn't you listen to the answer the last time you asked that question?"

Julia, bad case of antimotivational syndrome today
di0nnedi0nne on August 9th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
Halleluiah! Testify sister Fiona Anna!
Malmalnpudl on August 9th, 2005 10:46 pm (UTC)
Preliminary verdict: Ritalin is nowhere near as effective as Adderall. Stupid blood pressure.

That was my experience, too. (Besides, Ritalin made me a nasty bitch, which is very much contrary to my normal personality.) A modest dose of blood pressure medication (Lotrel), however, allowed me to continue taking the Adderall. (At least until I had to stop taking it for other reasons altogether, but that's neither here nor there.)
Kass: got snark?kassrachel on August 9th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
It's actually Jazzercise.

::dies laughing::

You are the best.
Laura Stone: funnystoney321 on August 9th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
HILARITY. Abso-frickin-lutely hilarious.
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(Anonymous) on August 10th, 2005 01:07 am (UTC)
wandered in from wisteria's journal...
for the first time the other night when you were wondering about the cuticle trimmer. Now - I've just wandered in again to this post. You just made me pee down my left leg!

*snort*
Mayhem Parva: Clark hooray (livia_penn)raincitygirl on August 10th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha!
Gamiila: quotegamiila on August 10th, 2005 07:15 am (UTC)
Fricking hilarious -- someone ought to metaquote this entire post. :D
Herself_nycherself_nyc on August 10th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
I would still respect you.
Nash: gigglygiles by killmebecomemenashmaveric on August 10th, 2005 05:29 pm (UTC)
::snicker:: Your God is more fun than other people's God. ::grin::
photogracephotograce on August 10th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
This totally deserves meta quotage.
maddiepronaea on August 17th, 2005 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ditto on the Ritalin v. Adderall, except it was Ritalin that did odd things to my BP (sudden and unpredictable fluctuations). As someone else said, Ritalin also did freaky things to my mood, prominently agitation. Adderall, for me, resulted in a smooth thought process. Less of the mental obstacle course to navigate in order to follow a conversation/train of thought/whatever. It toned down the hyper better, too.