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18 June 2005 @ 12:26 pm
notes to me  


  • Seventy days sober today.
  • Worked out shooting baskets for 90 minutes today.
  • Actually did a good bit of work at work last week.
  • Gained two pounds during the past two weeks, probably all from gelatos and from writing instead of working out. Must get back in gear.
  • Did lau--OH MY GOD THERE'S A GIANT PILE OF SENTIENT LAUNDRY IN THE HALL AND IT'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!

    *laundry eats me*

    LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
    GALAHAD: What language is that?
    ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar.
    MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
    GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!
    LAUNCELOT: 'Course!
    ARTHUR: What does it say?
    MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'.
    ARTHUR: What?
    MAYNARD: '...the Castle of uuggggggh'.
    BEDEVERE: What is that?
    MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
    LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
    MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
    ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it!
    MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
    GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
    ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
    MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'.
    LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh.
    ARTHUR: Aaaaaggh.
    BEDEVERE: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh?
    GALAHAD: Where's that?
    BEDEVERE: France, I think.
    LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall?
    ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
    LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.
    SEVERAL: Iiiiives.
    KNIGHTS: Iiiiives.
    BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo!
    LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh.
    BEDEVERE: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.
    LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh!
    BEDEVERE: Yes, but I--aaaaagh!
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    "Smokin' hot.": boys theseashorewithout_me on June 18th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
    Seventy days! Good for you!
    yonmei on June 18th, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC)
    Seventy days!
    Go you!
    Sylvike: lemonadefishsanwitt on June 18th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
    Seventy days. That is *wonderful* news :)

    ::flashes you my lemonade icon.::
    Dittostretfordditto on June 18th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
    Congrats. 70 days is more than excellent. Food is my addiction, could not go 70 days without food, I have trouble going four hours...
    Rhiannon-Jehane: Rhirhiannon_jehane on June 18th, 2005 11:15 pm (UTC)
    Congrats on seventy days!
    Humairahumaira_k on June 19th, 2005 10:47 am (UTC)
    Congrats on doing 70 days!