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13 May 2005 @ 03:12 pm
Fry cook. Lumberjack. Fish-cutter. Newsie.  
I am holding a human brain. Actually it's just a squeezy stress ball given to me by anaxila. It'd be cooler if it were a real human brain. Right now, seriously? I'd rather be in a lab holding a human brain than sitting in this cubicle.

Because my level of diffusion and distraction is such that lightning could strike me dead at any moment--or, to put it another way, I could lose my job by being such a freaking FLAAAAAAAKE--I just made an imaginary income and expenditure table of just how little money I could live on if it came down to it. I'm fooling myself, of course. The income I came up with is about the same size of my yearly coffee bill. I'd also have to default on my credit card loans to sustain myself. And maybe give up my car.

I'm posting a lot these last few days. I'm rebounding from being sick and bouncing off the walls. The walls are not padded. Ouch.
 
 
 
rubywisprubywisp on May 14th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)
::stapleguns many layers of comforters to the walls::
Anna S.: muldereliade on May 15th, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you, sweetie! *kissssssss*
Poshykittyposhcat on May 14th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
>>Right now, seriously? I'd rather be in a lab holding a human brain than sitting in this cubicle.

::loves you to bits::

Heh, if you moved into a tasteful cardboard box down by the river, you could so quit your job and still live in the lifestyle to which you are accustomed. Except for the living in a box part. Make it a big box - the box a Hummer comes in.
Anna S.eliade on May 15th, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
::loves you to bits::

I absorb and reflect your love back to you tenfold with my Wonder Woman reflector bracelets!

Ah, the cardboard box. My future dream home....