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11 January 2005 @ 06:44 pm
in case you were wondering if I'm really a girl.  
A partial list of things in my bathroom. What? What?! I'm still over-caffeinated and don't tell me you haven't been aching to hear about all the things in my bathroom, because I know it's been keeping you up nights.
  • cinnamon, almond, peppermint, tangerine, and sage soap bars
  • Aveda botanical kinetics skin toner
  • Aveda rosemary-mint shaving gel
  • a fuzzy pink kitty-ear headband
  • a giant shell filled with many smaller shells
  • 3 types of facial mask
  • 7 lipsticks and one lip-liner pencil, in addition to a full make-up kit
  • 10 types of ingestible over-the-counter drugs
  • Chanel No 5
  • Tom's of Maine orange-mango toothpaste
  • a bowl of bath beads
  • a red satin make-up purse
  • 6 types of nail polish
  • a billion whole lot of earrings
  • a purple hand mirror
  • a pumice foot stone
  • mint foot lotion
  • 2 natural bath sponges
  • 3 shampoos
  • 2 types of bubble bath
I wonder why I'm so poor all the time and carry around maxed-out credit cards. Living above your means is an ongoing effort. Which is why I need more money. Also because I deserve it. I ask the universe to shower me with bubble bath and mint lotions!

*gazes up*
 
 
 
droneish on January 12th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
Mein Gott! You really *are* a girl. All these years and I had no idea. ::adding Fem! overlay to mental image of Anna::

Um, ::gazing into cabinet:: I have black nail polish, too!
ineke on January 12th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
Mango toothpaste? But... doesn't that taste weirdly sweet? I always find sweet toothpaste offputting, even if I know it's not actually sugared. I guess it's just a whole clean-teeth sweet-taste mental misalignment thing.
rachelrachelmap on January 12th, 2005 05:35 am (UTC)
Yeah. IMO pine is a much more refreshing flavor for toothpaste than something sweet.
Kristinadesoto_hia873 on January 12th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
Are you sure you're not my sister? :-) Really, your bathrooms are identical.
Erin: rangertingler on January 12th, 2005 09:29 am (UTC)
I ask the universe to shower me with bubble bath and mint lotions!
*gazes up*


Umm, won't it get in your eyes?

(and I think we all know how painful *that* can be!)
Trepkostrepkos on January 12th, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)
I'm jealous of the size of your bathroom...
The Prettiest. No really, I am.: jamiesaucy_wench on January 12th, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC)
Two years ago, that was my bathroom. Now it has rubber duckys, no tears EVERYTHING, soap in the shape of a fish, floatable toys, a Dora the Explorer shower curtian, and crayons you can write on the bathtub with.

And bubble gum toothpaste that has to be the nastiest thing in the entire world.

And the ironic thing: it's MY bathroom, not my sons. He has a bathroom, but he likes the "swirly tub" better. Two year olds are livin' large.
roslyn_f: reaching danielroslyn_f on January 12th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Two-year-olds are the true rulers of the world.
Tehomettehomet on January 12th, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC)
My bathroom is empty except for unscented soap, toothpaste, and shampoo. But the drawer of my dressing table has 41 lipsticks in it.
Jack Pridejack_pride on January 22nd, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
A *complete* list of things in my bathroom:

- one shampoo, conditioner, body wash, body poof
- one razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste
- communal liquid hand soap and toilet paper I bought
- feminine hygiene products under the sink

Can you tell I live with roommates? Virtually everything I own is in my own room (or in storage), which has actually stayed clean consistently for months at a time for the first time in my life!

(PS - sorry for spamming!)